Akpos and Mary's BB very funny

Mary lost her BB Z10....

She decided to call the number to see if the thief would be nice enough to pick the call....

She dialled the number and a deep voice answered d phone

AKPORS: Hello,...who is dis ....
MARY: its me, the owner of the phone u are using.
AKPORS: oh, thank God! i have been looking for you since
MARY: Really? Lookin for me? you want to return the phone?... thank u!
AKPORS: hell no, i want to collect the charger, BB charger is very expensive in the market
MARY: Thunder fire u

Have a nice day.

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